Good bye Caroline Otero

I am closing this blog down. This will be the last post. You will all be getting an email soon. Google cannot find me now. If you do not get an email, email me and you will be redirected to my new tree-filled, bunny inhabited meadow.

I need your help.

So the reason I have not been posting is because Chelsea's ex found this site. (It was totally my fault. I shot myself in the foot.) He uses computers all over the city to check it. So blocking his IP is not an option. Now when I started this blog, I realized that this IS the internet, posted for all to see. But I blog anonymously. If you google my real name, you will not find this site. So I have a few options. I could stop talking about Chelsea. Whenever I blog about her, he calls her and calls me. He threatened my life and he harasses her endlessly. We stopped answering his calls. He has pretty much gone away for the most part. But I know if I talk about her, all the shit will hit the fan again. Yet I find it unfair that I cannot talk to my friends and family about the one person that means the most to me. So my other option is to start another site.

I am just utterly disgusted with the entire situation. So I ask you, you guys whose opinions I value the most: What should I do?? Should I just say "fuck him" and write what I want, when I want at the risk of him freaking out? My team is telling me to get a Protection from Abuse for him at the courthouse. But this isn't the typical lurker. He knows where we live and where we work.

I feel violated, this is my personal blog. He probably stayed up 6 hours on X reading the whole fucking thing. This makes me feel uncomfortable. I will probably start up a new site. That bums me. Anyways, let me know what you think I should do. And DO NOT POST IT IN THE COMMENTS. He will read it. Please email me individually. If I do start up a new site, I will email you all the new addy. As for my little lurker from Mastic, New York, you will have to email me and I will give you the new addy.

So please help me out guys. I'm stuck here.

You know you are from California if...

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.


2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.


3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.


4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.


5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?


6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.


7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.


8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?


9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.


10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.


11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.


12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.


13. You can't remember. . .is pot illegal?


14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.


16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.


17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????


18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.


19. The Terminator is your governor.


20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

Cinnamon: "Ex-Gay" on the Daily Show

Pandagon has a great post on this.
This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a long time. I was screaming with laughter. This video is graphic so be warned.